When you are doing the shoppings at the Sacred Onion be sure to be shopping with confidence. All our products are covered by our 4 finger guarantee which means that you don't have to worry about a thing. We also have a satisfaction promise - If any of our products don't meet your satisfaction we will provide you with a full refund (minus a 93% admin charge.)*see terms and conditions at the bottom of the page
Guarantee Finger One - We use only the highest quality freshness of ingredients in all our cures. We use only the most warmest moistest of cow dung and all sitar strings are stolen from the sitar of non other than the world famous Ravi Shankar.Guarantee Finger Two - We will not be beaten on price. We are the cheapest source of goats pubic hair on the www.interweb. All products are under £5 pounds (apart from the items which are not under £5), even with the international delivering. So if your skint, we are the place to be coming.
Guarantee Finger Three - All our products are guaranteed to work within 3 lifetimes! That's right, if your product has not worked within 3 life karmic cycles we will provide you with a full refund (minus a 93% admin charge.)*see terms and conditions at the bottom of the page.
That's right all purchases are covered by our four finger guarantee!!! So stick up two fingers at anyone who tries to sell you anything spiritual without the 4 finger guarantee stamp and have the confidence in our four fingers.
